andrewgiggles:

cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers 

(Source: batmanglijs, via crystallized-teardrops)

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

These are kind of smart ass answers LOL

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

These are kind of smart ass answers LOL

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"I am better than I was.
I will be better than I am."

— (140/365) by (DS)

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